FUNNY JOKES

peter advise:-
Dont carry umbrella during rain
Keep WHISPER on ur head
ye ghanto tak geelepan
ka ahsas nahi hone deta:D

SANTA went to court

JUDGE:
"Order ! Order !"

SANTA:
"1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !"

JUDGE:
"Shut Up !"

SANTA:"No,No..7-Up!

After an accident,
A v.angry driver: I showed u d headlights
& told u 2 go by side.

vishu: I also started d wipers
& said No, no..No no. :D

jenny owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?

Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.

Maths Teacher Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions

Teacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then

For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?

John-
Ton!Ton!Ton!

johnya k ghar ka 20 saal bad bacha hua.
Wo udas ho gaya.

axe : Yaar udas kion ho?
johnya : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.

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